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Where Did You Go?
A long distance dedication to one Mr. Scooter McBoober. Where the hell have you been? Just cause the Bears have been losing doesn't mean you have to disappear. I mean, yes, I know it's a hard thing to swallow two weeks in a row, especially after last year's miraculous, magical moments. I remember it like it was yesterday, me and you on the couch, surrounded by my filthy apartment -- empty beer boxes, half-eaten pizzas, salty/swarthy dudes, etc -- jumping up and down, screaming at the top of our lungs, yelling at the ceiling. "We did it!"
"I know! We did it!"
"WOOOO! We did it!"
We were part of that team, weren't we? We might as well have had pads on, and mouthpieces, and cleats. We helped them just as much as anyone else did. Had it not been for us, there would've been no playoffs, no miracle comebacks. But all that's changed now, hasn't it? And you're nowhere to be found.
Mr. Scooter McBoober, we miss you. We need you. Come home.
Where Did You Go?
A long distance dedication to one Mr. Scooter McBoober. Where the hell have you been? Just cause the Bears have been losing doesn't mean you have to disappear. I mean, yes, I know it's a hard thing to swallow two weeks in a row, especially after last year's miraculous, magical moments. I remember it like it was yesterday, me and you on the couch, surrounded by my filthy apartment -- empty beer boxes, half-eaten pizzas, salty/swarthy dudes, etc -- jumping up and down, screaming at the top of our lungs, yelling at the ceiling. "We did it!"
"I know! We did it!"
"WOOOO! We did it!"
We were part of that team, weren't we? We might as well have had pads on, and mouthpieces, and cleats. We helped them just as much as anyone else did. Had it not been for us, there would've been no playoffs, no miracle comebacks. But all that's changed now, hasn't it? And you're nowhere to be found.
Mr. Scooter McBoober, we miss you. We need you. Come home.
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