Zach Oooh!n
can't think big/can't think past one or two/so c'mon!
Spoon. Britt Daniel is about the only guy on this planet that can take the hook from "Never met a girl like you before" and make it fucking hot. "c'mon!" never sounded so right. I still haven't bought tickets to the Abbey Pub show, and it'll more than likely bite me in the ass.
Weekend ='d a wedding in Peoria. Open bar, but couldn't drink, cos I thought I had to drive, which I didn't. Guy who got married's wife is,let's say, EasternEuropean, and has the poor prick by the proverbial balls. She has, on more than one occasion, blatantly hit on me right in front of him, with me doing the whole "GetTheDrunkenEasternEuorpeanOffYouWithoutMakingABigDealOutOfItAndThusUpsettingThePoorPrick(bytheproverbialballs)AndThusMakingThingsWorseForHimWhilstDoingNothingBadInParticularToTheDrunkenEasternEuropean". She drinks like a fish, and is, by far, the rudest human being I have ever met. TheRyandI won't go out to eat with her anymore, after the bashing she gave to our last waitress:
DrunkenEasternEuropean: I am going to orrrrdare a driink. But you are going to git it wrong, so just brrrring eet to mee, I will tell you eet is wrrrong, and you can go feex it.
Before the wedding, he and his groomsmen were outside taking pictures, and one of his friends joked that they should take all the pictures in front of a "STOP" sign. he didn't do much arguing. I've never been to a wedding where nobody was happy for the groom. Even his mother was weary of the marriage, but if he called it off, she gets deported. This girl smokes and drinks and is rude and fits every stereotype we have of the EasternBlock. Poor prick.
Speaking of biting me in the ass. No new Side-Project BLARGs, Mjarcie? Creativity accrues, my good man.
I'm in my office. Never gets old. One of my mates is trying to get this huge desk we have in here moved out in favor of "a desk that looks better", which if you saw how small this room is you'd understand why I feel so bad for him. He's from China, and he turned on this thing on the office computer where he can change all the settings over to Chinese, and now apostrophes automatically become chinese symbols. Every time I check, for example, GregStatique's world, all his apostrophes are chinese symbols (which, by the way, Greg, nice job moving up six spots in Fantasy Baseball, you ass). He (my mate, I mean, my officemate) also has this thing with telling me very long stories that shouldn't take very long to tell. There's a lot of me nodding and "oh, yeah?"ing, which should make me feel bad but, frankly, doesn't.
Still in Amplified to Rock territory...
Next five: "small stakes" by spoon; "lo-fi tennessee mountain angel" by whiskeytown; "redwing" by the mt.st.helens; "shaving your belly hair in the shower during a storm that knocks out the power, and, thus, forces you to shave more than anticipated in the moments of darkness that ensue (sic)" by lois lane; and "favorite cities" by azure ray.
in the (office) stereo: Spoon--Kill the Moonlight
can't think big/can't think past one or two/so c'mon!
Spoon. Britt Daniel is about the only guy on this planet that can take the hook from "Never met a girl like you before" and make it fucking hot. "c'mon!" never sounded so right. I still haven't bought tickets to the Abbey Pub show, and it'll more than likely bite me in the ass.
Weekend ='d a wedding in Peoria. Open bar, but couldn't drink, cos I thought I had to drive, which I didn't. Guy who got married's wife is,let's say, EasternEuropean, and has the poor prick by the proverbial balls. She has, on more than one occasion, blatantly hit on me right in front of him, with me doing the whole "GetTheDrunkenEasternEuorpeanOffYouWithoutMakingABigDealOutOfItAndThusUpsettingThePoorPrick(bytheproverbialballs)AndThusMakingThingsWorseForHimWhilstDoingNothingBadInParticularToTheDrunkenEasternEuropean". She drinks like a fish, and is, by far, the rudest human being I have ever met. TheRyandI won't go out to eat with her anymore, after the bashing she gave to our last waitress:
DrunkenEasternEuropean: I am going to orrrrdare a driink. But you are going to git it wrong, so just brrrring eet to mee, I will tell you eet is wrrrong, and you can go feex it.
Before the wedding, he and his groomsmen were outside taking pictures, and one of his friends joked that they should take all the pictures in front of a "STOP" sign. he didn't do much arguing. I've never been to a wedding where nobody was happy for the groom. Even his mother was weary of the marriage, but if he called it off, she gets deported. This girl smokes and drinks and is rude and fits every stereotype we have of the EasternBlock. Poor prick.
Speaking of biting me in the ass. No new Side-Project BLARGs, Mjarcie? Creativity accrues, my good man.
I'm in my office. Never gets old. One of my mates is trying to get this huge desk we have in here moved out in favor of "a desk that looks better", which if you saw how small this room is you'd understand why I feel so bad for him. He's from China, and he turned on this thing on the office computer where he can change all the settings over to Chinese, and now apostrophes automatically become chinese symbols. Every time I check, for example, GregStatique's world, all his apostrophes are chinese symbols (which, by the way, Greg, nice job moving up six spots in Fantasy Baseball, you ass). He (my mate, I mean, my officemate) also has this thing with telling me very long stories that shouldn't take very long to tell. There's a lot of me nodding and "oh, yeah?"ing, which should make me feel bad but, frankly, doesn't.
Still in Amplified to Rock territory...
Next five: "small stakes" by spoon; "lo-fi tennessee mountain angel" by whiskeytown; "redwing" by the mt.st.helens; "shaving your belly hair in the shower during a storm that knocks out the power, and, thus, forces you to shave more than anticipated in the moments of darkness that ensue (sic)" by lois lane; and "favorite cities" by azure ray.
in the (office) stereo: Spoon--Kill the Moonlight
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