Marc
Wichita! Kansas.
Two days til dragons?
Yes. A new Boss album. Mmm ... the Boss. I can't wait to hear a studio version of "City of Ruins". Before the last hard drive crash I had downloaded an mp3 of the tribute concert version, and it was spectacular. Normally I'd scoff at the idea of an album of songs inspired by attacks and human loss such as 9/11, but I'll let the Boss do whatever he damn well pleases, and I'll listen intently when he's ready to speak. Man, can that guy belt out a tune! Don't believe me? Pick up his Born to Run album and listen to "Jungleland". It's currently in the top five. The top five, man! Believe it.
So one last work day in Kans"ass", and one night of picking up a six pack and drinking myself to sleep in my hotel room before I head home, hopefully to check out a flick with the boys. It kind of feels like high school in a way. I mean, a bunch of dudes going to see a bad movie (that's going to be awesome), and then just plain old hanging out. Hell yeah. Count me tickled maroon, motherfuckers. I can't wait. I just hope I have clean boxers for the occassion. I'm currently running out.
After that - unemployment! Oh yeah. I was going to not shave for the last two weeks so I could spend my first jobless day sitting on the couch in a dirty white t-shirt, with shorts on, no shoes, no socks, and stubble stubble stubble. Why can't I grow a beard? Huh? I should be able to grow one by now. It's like when I was a kid I didn't think that being 23 would feel like this. But I did think that I could grow a lush, handsome, charming beard by this age. But no. Nothing. There's a couple of bare patches between the chin and the area under the ears. There's no hair between the mouth and the chin. My goatee looks like a patch of pubes just dangling there. What the fuck, man? How come I'm getting screwed over? Does Rogaine work for facial hair? If anyone's tried this and knows either 'yeah' or 'nay', please feel free to let me know. I want a bitching beard, kids. And I want it now.
Wichita! Kansas.
Two days til dragons?
Yes. A new Boss album. Mmm ... the Boss. I can't wait to hear a studio version of "City of Ruins". Before the last hard drive crash I had downloaded an mp3 of the tribute concert version, and it was spectacular. Normally I'd scoff at the idea of an album of songs inspired by attacks and human loss such as 9/11, but I'll let the Boss do whatever he damn well pleases, and I'll listen intently when he's ready to speak. Man, can that guy belt out a tune! Don't believe me? Pick up his Born to Run album and listen to "Jungleland". It's currently in the top five. The top five, man! Believe it.
So one last work day in Kans"ass", and one night of picking up a six pack and drinking myself to sleep in my hotel room before I head home, hopefully to check out a flick with the boys. It kind of feels like high school in a way. I mean, a bunch of dudes going to see a bad movie (that's going to be awesome), and then just plain old hanging out. Hell yeah. Count me tickled maroon, motherfuckers. I can't wait. I just hope I have clean boxers for the occassion. I'm currently running out.
After that - unemployment! Oh yeah. I was going to not shave for the last two weeks so I could spend my first jobless day sitting on the couch in a dirty white t-shirt, with shorts on, no shoes, no socks, and stubble stubble stubble. Why can't I grow a beard? Huh? I should be able to grow one by now. It's like when I was a kid I didn't think that being 23 would feel like this. But I did think that I could grow a lush, handsome, charming beard by this age. But no. Nothing. There's a couple of bare patches between the chin and the area under the ears. There's no hair between the mouth and the chin. My goatee looks like a patch of pubes just dangling there. What the fuck, man? How come I'm getting screwed over? Does Rogaine work for facial hair? If anyone's tried this and knows either 'yeah' or 'nay', please feel free to let me know. I want a bitching beard, kids. And I want it now.
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