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rick seemed to like this one, so i'll try it out on you.

so this pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel sticking out of his pants, goes up to the bartender and orders a drink. the bartender's like, "um, okay... you know you got a steering wheel poking out of your pants, right?"
the pirate replies, "arrr, it's driving me nuts."

a 7th grade girl told me that one.