scooter. any questions?

word is.. that as public schools come to a close, certain teachers are currently involved in a human growth and reproduction unit with their middle school students. i hear today's 6th grade discussion centered around sexual intercourse. it has been said that you and i wouldn't believe the questions that health teachers have to deal with during this unit.

hmm. just to tempt your palate, here are some that have been forwarded my way:

why do people moan and scream when they have sex on tv?
what's a wet dream?
so where's the clitoris?
if people are having sex and the woman queafs, will the penis blow up?
how do you know when sex is over?
you mean the scrotum actually moves?
what are multiple orgasms?
why do boys seem like they want to have sex more?
when do we get to talk about masturbation?
what will happen if the vagina doesn't work?
what is oral sex, exactly?
can a female control her vagina?
is it true that yellow 5 reduces sperm count?
are a woman's breasts always full of milk?
what's semen look like?
does menstruation hurt?
how do you make yourself ejaculate?

wow. intense stuff. i'm not sure these teachers are being paid enough to field such graphic acquisitions from 12 year olds. what do you think?

whoa. my spider sense is telling me i have to fart.
wait, no.. that's just my bowels.