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This just in: Mike sez:"Florida!! Is there any other option? 1--The election
2--Elian Gonzalez 3--The Terrorists 4--Shuffleboard". Well Played.
This just in: Arie Scholman AKA Dubya's Press secretary votes for California so he can finally be the most self-obsessed bastard on the planet.
Today a kid in my high school class saw that a girl in the class was doing abstinence for her persuasive speech and he said "Dude! She's doing abstinence?" and me and my teacher were like "yeah, it's a good topic" and he goes "Dude, she fucks--" and stops and me and my teacher just look at each other and put our hands over our ears.
Flava Flav votes for South Carolina.
Totals
Indiana 1,943,543
Mississippi 1,432,843
South Carolina 1,342,343
Florida 1,122,364
In the stereo: Pinback "blue screen life"
Hold on.
This just in: Mike sez:"Florida!! Is there any other option? 1--The election
2--Elian Gonzalez 3--The Terrorists 4--Shuffleboard". Well Played.
This just in: Arie Scholman AKA Dubya's Press secretary votes for California so he can finally be the most self-obsessed bastard on the planet.
Today a kid in my high school class saw that a girl in the class was doing abstinence for her persuasive speech and he said "Dude! She's doing abstinence?" and me and my teacher were like "yeah, it's a good topic" and he goes "Dude, she fucks--" and stops and me and my teacher just look at each other and put our hands over our ears.
Flava Flav votes for South Carolina.
Totals
Indiana 1,943,543
Mississippi 1,432,843
South Carolina 1,342,343
Florida 1,122,364
In the stereo: Pinback "blue screen life"
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