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i am going to let the trick question of the day fester, as i see matt has already taken a wild stab at turning football into algebra. that's algae-bra. algae like seaweed, bra like bro. but not bro like the mansiere. bro like my frat friends.

click on my name up above. NOW. britney's new album is about to explode on this mug tomorrow. that's manana for you bilingual douches.

hey! pronouce douche like touche. then say, "aha-- douche!" and point your finger towards a dorkwad like it's your fencing implement, thus pointing out a douche and also looking quite extraordinaire at the same time.

you'll thank me later.