scooter
speaking of trick questions, the gf never gets any right. my favorite is where i ask her how many points a basket is worth if it's shot and made from behind the half-court line. in the sport of basketball... sorry, i should clear that up for everyone, meaning matt the un-smart. anyways, a half-courter is a long shot, true, but my sweet little know-nothing always answers "4!" and i say, "no..." and she screams out "5!" and i say, "its only worth 3 points." then she says "well it SHOULD be more, it's so far!!" and i laugh. oh i laugh. then i ask, "how many points is it worth if a safety catches the ball in the end zone?" you should hear the guesses on that one.
i think this could be considered "sportelitism." fits right in here, doesn't it?
here's my new one:
how many tackles are there in one play of american football?
the answer later.
speaking of trick questions, the gf never gets any right. my favorite is where i ask her how many points a basket is worth if it's shot and made from behind the half-court line. in the sport of basketball... sorry, i should clear that up for everyone, meaning matt the un-smart. anyways, a half-courter is a long shot, true, but my sweet little know-nothing always answers "4!" and i say, "no..." and she screams out "5!" and i say, "its only worth 3 points." then she says "well it SHOULD be more, it's so far!!" and i laugh. oh i laugh. then i ask, "how many points is it worth if a safety catches the ball in the end zone?" you should hear the guesses on that one.
i think this could be considered "sportelitism." fits right in here, doesn't it?
here's my new one:
how many tackles are there in one play of american football?
the answer later.
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