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No love's as random, as my love, I can't stand it.
American Pie 2 (and, by the law of pretentious actor shit-baggedness) American Pie (which the actors have started to call, totally serious-like AP1 and AP2) have THREE different actors who's names are not only THREE words, but THREE first names***0.5***. That is a feat in itself. Now if I could only figure out how they made Tara Reid remember her lines. She actually called AP1 a "classic". Yeah, right up there with "Citizen Kane" and "Leprechaun 1"***1***
The show is on, ye know? So after some ups and downs, I'll still be thanking Reuben's Accomplise for signing with the
right label. I hope they don't sound like braid. Now I've seen an uncancellation of a cancellation of a secret tour. Nice.
The Family Guy was stellar as usual. My dad turned it on and goes "is this South Park?" And I go "no it's better" and my dad gets this look on his face and stands up and goes "I'm totally buff!" which he got from the radio and has used to his benefit in the past when walking around shirtless. He needs the bro, if you know what I mean.
No Mr.Bubbles!!!?!?!?!?
Talked to Marcie on the phone, and he was stumbling and stuttering cos he's not used to my mom's ability to completelly deflate yer ego in less than 10 seconds. If I had talked to him later, I would have mentioned that Fenix,TX are the worst band in the world and are now trying to meld REO Speedwagon, Blink-182, and Jimmy Eat World while still keeping the subjects of their songs to threesomes, midgets, and the famous "big cocks". Never again will these eyes and ears see and hear 15,000 screaming teenaged girls yell out "I like big cocks". I saw that once. And New Found Glory are the worster, with that bass player still thinking it's funny to put witty stickers on his bass and make faces like some guy is cleaning his pool***2***. Yet they got to see Rachel Leigh Cook up close, and maybe play with her hair and all that. Not jealous, just scared.
I just watched a man fart on Blind Date cos his date was a virgin and wouldn't go home with him. He was all like "come home with me" and she was all like "no way" so he does it and then says, and I'm not joking, "score one for american men.....and beer". A very scooty mcbooby momento. Todo.
Next five: "planet rock" by chocolate genius; "more than this" by roxy music; "treat the new guy right" by silkworm; "in my life" by joel r.l phelps; and, in honor of the uncancellation, "bleed american" by jimmyeatworld.
Inthestereo: Talksoup, whose new host is alllllriiiiighhhht.
***0.5***Thomas Ian Nicholas, Sean william Scott, and the other guy who has a strange name but still counts.
***1***Or, L1, for you serious fans.
***2***What that means.....
No love's as random, as my love, I can't stand it.
American Pie 2 (and, by the law of pretentious actor shit-baggedness) American Pie (which the actors have started to call, totally serious-like AP1 and AP2) have THREE different actors who's names are not only THREE words, but THREE first names***0.5***. That is a feat in itself. Now if I could only figure out how they made Tara Reid remember her lines. She actually called AP1 a "classic". Yeah, right up there with "Citizen Kane" and "Leprechaun 1"***1***
The show is on, ye know? So after some ups and downs, I'll still be thanking Reuben's Accomplise for signing with the
right label. I hope they don't sound like braid. Now I've seen an uncancellation of a cancellation of a secret tour. Nice.
The Family Guy was stellar as usual. My dad turned it on and goes "is this South Park?" And I go "no it's better" and my dad gets this look on his face and stands up and goes "I'm totally buff!" which he got from the radio and has used to his benefit in the past when walking around shirtless. He needs the bro, if you know what I mean.
No Mr.Bubbles!!!?!?!?!?
Talked to Marcie on the phone, and he was stumbling and stuttering cos he's not used to my mom's ability to completelly deflate yer ego in less than 10 seconds. If I had talked to him later, I would have mentioned that Fenix,TX are the worst band in the world and are now trying to meld REO Speedwagon, Blink-182, and Jimmy Eat World while still keeping the subjects of their songs to threesomes, midgets, and the famous "big cocks". Never again will these eyes and ears see and hear 15,000 screaming teenaged girls yell out "I like big cocks". I saw that once. And New Found Glory are the worster, with that bass player still thinking it's funny to put witty stickers on his bass and make faces like some guy is cleaning his pool***2***. Yet they got to see Rachel Leigh Cook up close, and maybe play with her hair and all that. Not jealous, just scared.
I just watched a man fart on Blind Date cos his date was a virgin and wouldn't go home with him. He was all like "come home with me" and she was all like "no way" so he does it and then says, and I'm not joking, "score one for american men.....and beer". A very scooty mcbooby momento. Todo.
Next five: "planet rock" by chocolate genius; "more than this" by roxy music; "treat the new guy right" by silkworm; "in my life" by joel r.l phelps; and, in honor of the uncancellation, "bleed american" by jimmyeatworld.
Inthestereo: Talksoup, whose new host is alllllriiiiighhhht.
***0.5***Thomas Ian Nicholas, Sean william Scott, and the other guy who has a strange name but still counts.
***1***Or, L1, for you serious fans.
***2***What that means.....
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