farts medallion

like ohmagod i just saw the girls sing that moulin rouge song on the mtv awards thingy. holy sa-weet! and i don't think i need to say anything about beyonce, kim and michelle.

m&m's have a thin candy shell. hmm, surprised you didn't know that.

you know it's bad when...
people are recognizing you in chicago from a completely different bar the weekend before. i must be doing something right?

stupid s o x. i hate you so hard.