scoot

"you cannot lay on this pillow any more... you squish and manipulate it."

have you ever heard this? have you ever been forbidden to lay on a pillow? a pillow!?

well i have.. just tonight. i'm now forced to crumple up a blanket to use instead. and, brother, i'm not happy about it, either. no sirree. i hold the belief that a pillow is for laying on. or is it lying? whatever, pillows are for heads. just like toilets are for butts. you should be able to position yourself on the pillow however you want, just as you would find that perfect ass grove on the pot. that's what it's for!!! you're with me here, right?

and who says 'manipulate' anyways?? gross.