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On The Two Towers and Gangs of New York: I never saw Gollum's dick, or Cameron Diaz's bubbies. GONY was fucking bad, right down to it's predictable, terrible, too-long core. Leo as a villain/hero is pathetic, and New York as a collection of gangs who openly wage war on each other every 20 years seems ridiculous.
On the other hand, LOTR:TTT was stinkin' incredible, right down to it's exhausting, magnificent, gargantuan scope. I don't know how many people out there have actually read the books before -- and I'm not talking "read" in the, "I went through them once quickly so I didn't have to wait to see the end" sense. I mean read. Like delved into them. I watched Fellowship again on Christmas Day and I felt sad for almost all the characters, and I felt the sense of deep, enduring history that I felt while reading the books. Why? Because there's a huge history in those books, one that is occasionally touched upon in the films, obviously because of time issues. The Halls of Moria were cut out by one of the Valar, the Gods, who created the Dwarves because he was impatient for the coming of the Elves, who had yet to awaken on Middle Earth. Orcs were originally Elves that were corrupted by a god that was twice as powerful as Sauron was, named Morgoth, who they mention during the scene where they show Gandalf fighting the Balrog, one of Morgoth's many creatures. It's hard to explain. Like I've said, I'm a huge nerd about this whole thing.
Without ruining anything, I'll say this -- Gollum is one of the saddest, most pitiful CGI characters ever created. The Battle for Helm's Deep is long, and incredible. And everything else about that movie is fantastic. I might see it again today.
Whether or not you see Gollum's dick, you should see this movie. Even for those of you who pretend to not be interested. If it turned Zach into somebody that would watch it, and who wants to watch the last one as well, then it'll probably change your mind, too. I'm not looking at anyone in particular here, honeys. This movie rules.
Now, for a little top five (which I occasionally do) from the parent's home in Bourbonnais: "One" by Aimee Mann; "We Gotta Get Out of This Place" by the Animals; "Everything In It's Right Place" by Radiohead; "In My Life" by the Beatles; and "Reelin' in the Years" by Steely Dan.
On The Two Towers and Gangs of New York: I never saw Gollum's dick, or Cameron Diaz's bubbies. GONY was fucking bad, right down to it's predictable, terrible, too-long core. Leo as a villain/hero is pathetic, and New York as a collection of gangs who openly wage war on each other every 20 years seems ridiculous.
On the other hand, LOTR:TTT was stinkin' incredible, right down to it's exhausting, magnificent, gargantuan scope. I don't know how many people out there have actually read the books before -- and I'm not talking "read" in the, "I went through them once quickly so I didn't have to wait to see the end" sense. I mean read. Like delved into them. I watched Fellowship again on Christmas Day and I felt sad for almost all the characters, and I felt the sense of deep, enduring history that I felt while reading the books. Why? Because there's a huge history in those books, one that is occasionally touched upon in the films, obviously because of time issues. The Halls of Moria were cut out by one of the Valar, the Gods, who created the Dwarves because he was impatient for the coming of the Elves, who had yet to awaken on Middle Earth. Orcs were originally Elves that were corrupted by a god that was twice as powerful as Sauron was, named Morgoth, who they mention during the scene where they show Gandalf fighting the Balrog, one of Morgoth's many creatures. It's hard to explain. Like I've said, I'm a huge nerd about this whole thing.
Without ruining anything, I'll say this -- Gollum is one of the saddest, most pitiful CGI characters ever created. The Battle for Helm's Deep is long, and incredible. And everything else about that movie is fantastic. I might see it again today.
Whether or not you see Gollum's dick, you should see this movie. Even for those of you who pretend to not be interested. If it turned Zach into somebody that would watch it, and who wants to watch the last one as well, then it'll probably change your mind, too. I'm not looking at anyone in particular here, honeys. This movie rules.
Now, for a little top five (which I occasionally do) from the parent's home in Bourbonnais: "One" by Aimee Mann; "We Gotta Get Out of This Place" by the Animals; "Everything In It's Right Place" by Radiohead; "In My Life" by the Beatles; and "Reelin' in the Years" by Steely Dan.
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