Marc
San Mateo (ie - San Francisco), California
What is it that Californians over the rest of us? Why are they so weird? is basically what I'm asking. Let's look at the facts: there are more of them crammed into a few miles between the mountains and the ocean than in any other state in the union. Fact: they are lazy, and they are self-righteous, but they are also very uptight about certain things that you and I wouldn't be so uptight about. For example, they seem to be environmentally conscious people until you notice how crammed their highways are all all times. It's not just San Francisco and the Bay Area that I'm talking about. It's all the major cities. There is no mass transit system in any part of the state. I believe that city buses and metro-type railway systems were outlawed at some point in the not too near past. Hmm. Fact: they don't know how to drive. I'm not talking like they're bad drivers. I'm saying that they literally have no clue! as to how an automobile operates. Case in point, driving down a four-lane divided main street near the airport today we were cut-off by a car doing a U-turn. No regard for all the oncoming traffic, and there was plenty of it. No regard for the lives and the well-beings of people at stake in the near accident. Not only that, but it was two cars that pulled the highly illegal, highly inappropriate U-turn. And they did it in front of a cop. Immediately afterwards the two cars also were involved in a shouting match at the very next intersection. Driver #1 was accosted by Driver #2, who felt it was necessary to exit his vehicle and open the passenger side door of Driver #1's car. Intense.
Californians are nice people, as long as you speak the same language as they do. Californians have no problem ignoring you, which has always been a plus in my book. Californians will never make sense to me. I like visiting, but I'd never like to live here, unless I was a millionaire. Then, I wouldn't care where I lived. Cause I'd be a millionaire. And I wouldn't have to worry about stupid shit cause I could buy a helicopter and repel down a rope to wherever I needed to go and I could have the helicopter hover overhead until I was done doing whatever it was I needed to do. Wouldn't it be awesome if McDonald's had the Fly-Thru line for millionaires with helicopters? Yes. It would.
San Mateo (ie - San Francisco), California
What is it that Californians over the rest of us? Why are they so weird? is basically what I'm asking. Let's look at the facts: there are more of them crammed into a few miles between the mountains and the ocean than in any other state in the union. Fact: they are lazy, and they are self-righteous, but they are also very uptight about certain things that you and I wouldn't be so uptight about. For example, they seem to be environmentally conscious people until you notice how crammed their highways are all all times. It's not just San Francisco and the Bay Area that I'm talking about. It's all the major cities. There is no mass transit system in any part of the state. I believe that city buses and metro-type railway systems were outlawed at some point in the not too near past. Hmm. Fact: they don't know how to drive. I'm not talking like they're bad drivers. I'm saying that they literally have no clue! as to how an automobile operates. Case in point, driving down a four-lane divided main street near the airport today we were cut-off by a car doing a U-turn. No regard for all the oncoming traffic, and there was plenty of it. No regard for the lives and the well-beings of people at stake in the near accident. Not only that, but it was two cars that pulled the highly illegal, highly inappropriate U-turn. And they did it in front of a cop. Immediately afterwards the two cars also were involved in a shouting match at the very next intersection. Driver #1 was accosted by Driver #2, who felt it was necessary to exit his vehicle and open the passenger side door of Driver #1's car. Intense.
Californians are nice people, as long as you speak the same language as they do. Californians have no problem ignoring you, which has always been a plus in my book. Californians will never make sense to me. I like visiting, but I'd never like to live here, unless I was a millionaire. Then, I wouldn't care where I lived. Cause I'd be a millionaire. And I wouldn't have to worry about stupid shit cause I could buy a helicopter and repel down a rope to wherever I needed to go and I could have the helicopter hover overhead until I was done doing whatever it was I needed to do. Wouldn't it be awesome if McDonald's had the Fly-Thru line for millionaires with helicopters? Yes. It would.
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