Zook Incandenza
There's no fate that divides our day.
Ten things to look at and browse whilst at your Super Computer connected to either the Matrix or the standard shit ass line, preferably on Internet Explorer cos Netscape is Anti-My-BLARGin, or, a list of stuff you can drown to (no particular order, as evidenced by number 10)
10. A song from a girl who can't sing that is actually quite good. Did you know that she does 1000 situps a day?!?!?!? Don't it show? I'm not saying this song is, like, really great or anything, but if I were a dancer or a booty snatcher this'd be my typa shiz. Skeez.
9. Some seriously insanely fucking great poetry. What can I say? She's got a way with words. And is spellbinding, the photographs of her. A beauty.
8. The director of a generation speaks at a college. Can I get a new movie, please?
7. A new issue means a new Jessica Hopper column. Really, folks, the only thing that saves this magazine is Ms. Hopper's wit and style. She taught me how to use "Skeez" in a sentence, and gave me one raisin for a birthday present. H.Q.
6. The Royal Tenenbaums. LIke I said, I saw the trailer, and it's already funnier than any other movie out there right now. Woody Allen's movies combined do not equal the laughs in this one trailer. That's not saying much, but hey.
5. Vanilla Sky I have been quoted as saying "I liked that movie when they called it "Abre Los Ojos". After seeing the trailer, I take it all back. Jason Lee is in it, Penelope Cruz is a vision, and they kept the cool parts of the original whilst adding some other twists and whatnot. Maybe the movie will suck, but the trailer is topnotch.
4. Spoon is good.
3. Hey Mercedes, there is no way Thursday should be playing after you on the Saves the Day tour. Have the people who made THAT decision ever heard the awful noise that is Thursday?!?!?!? They are the ultimate in Hot Water Music ripoffs, only their singer is ripping off the dude from Camden. Why is it that these really bad bands get famous ripping off bands that don't have the same level of success?
2. These aids that always pop up on my computer. Am I the only one who feels a little weird looking at these things? Aren't they porno-rific?
1. Greg's BLARG looks like a robot.. Plus he's unemployed, so he can email you back answers to all yer Jimmy Eat World Questions.***1**
Next five: "Pills" by Les Savy Fav; "our weekend starts on Wednesday" by hey mercedes; "I'm a slave For U" by brittney Spears; "Invalid Litter Dept." by at the drive in; and "amplifed to rock my ass (dude, I'm being ironic)" by lois lane and the p'phobes.
In the stereo: Change
***!***The only reply you'll get is "Those guys suck". He's always thought that, god bless him. One time, at the Fireside, Greg yelled, in a cookie monster-esque voice "ARGH JIMMY EAT WORLD!". It had to be there. So did you.
There's no fate that divides our day.
Ten things to look at and browse whilst at your Super Computer connected to either the Matrix or the standard shit ass line, preferably on Internet Explorer cos Netscape is Anti-My-BLARGin, or, a list of stuff you can drown to (no particular order, as evidenced by number 10)
10. A song from a girl who can't sing that is actually quite good. Did you know that she does 1000 situps a day?!?!?!? Don't it show? I'm not saying this song is, like, really great or anything, but if I were a dancer or a booty snatcher this'd be my typa shiz. Skeez.
9. Some seriously insanely fucking great poetry. What can I say? She's got a way with words. And is spellbinding, the photographs of her. A beauty.
8. The director of a generation speaks at a college. Can I get a new movie, please?
7. A new issue means a new Jessica Hopper column. Really, folks, the only thing that saves this magazine is Ms. Hopper's wit and style. She taught me how to use "Skeez" in a sentence, and gave me one raisin for a birthday present. H.Q.
6. The Royal Tenenbaums. LIke I said, I saw the trailer, and it's already funnier than any other movie out there right now. Woody Allen's movies combined do not equal the laughs in this one trailer. That's not saying much, but hey.
5. Vanilla Sky I have been quoted as saying "I liked that movie when they called it "Abre Los Ojos". After seeing the trailer, I take it all back. Jason Lee is in it, Penelope Cruz is a vision, and they kept the cool parts of the original whilst adding some other twists and whatnot. Maybe the movie will suck, but the trailer is topnotch.
4. Spoon is good.
3. Hey Mercedes, there is no way Thursday should be playing after you on the Saves the Day tour. Have the people who made THAT decision ever heard the awful noise that is Thursday?!?!?!? They are the ultimate in Hot Water Music ripoffs, only their singer is ripping off the dude from Camden. Why is it that these really bad bands get famous ripping off bands that don't have the same level of success?
2. These aids that always pop up on my computer. Am I the only one who feels a little weird looking at these things? Aren't they porno-rific?
1. Greg's BLARG looks like a robot.. Plus he's unemployed, so he can email you back answers to all yer Jimmy Eat World Questions.***1**
Next five: "Pills" by Les Savy Fav; "our weekend starts on Wednesday" by hey mercedes; "I'm a slave For U" by brittney Spears; "Invalid Litter Dept." by at the drive in; and "amplifed to rock my ass (dude, I'm being ironic)" by lois lane and the p'phobes.
In the stereo: Change
***!***The only reply you'll get is "Those guys suck". He's always thought that, god bless him. One time, at the Fireside, Greg yelled, in a cookie monster-esque voice "ARGH JIMMY EAT WORLD!". It had to be there. So did you.
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