Marcie (m)
Fuck off. I have no defense. I was caught. Whatev.
My fucking room is spotless. The floor's all vacuumed and whatnot. The guitars are properly arranged. The pile of clothes is folded and put away. If only I did this more than once a year, I'd be a rich, rich man, because I found around $20 in loose change lying about the place last night. When I still lived at home, I'd have my little neighbor girls come and pick up all the change off the floor, and I'd let them keep it. Don't get all huffy and puffy and thing "child labor! Asshole!" Nothing like that. They enjoyed it. They asked to do it. Now, I'm getting scared of them. The tomboy, Emma, asked me to play catch with a football the last time I was home. I stood about ten feet away from her for the first toss, and she chucked it directly at my nose, in a perfect spiral. She's only 7. Scared the holy hell out of me.
Off to take another quiz on Cyrano. I was the only one to ace the last quiz. Fucking-A, bra. Fucking-a.
Fuck off. I have no defense. I was caught. Whatev.
My fucking room is spotless. The floor's all vacuumed and whatnot. The guitars are properly arranged. The pile of clothes is folded and put away. If only I did this more than once a year, I'd be a rich, rich man, because I found around $20 in loose change lying about the place last night. When I still lived at home, I'd have my little neighbor girls come and pick up all the change off the floor, and I'd let them keep it. Don't get all huffy and puffy and thing "child labor! Asshole!" Nothing like that. They enjoyed it. They asked to do it. Now, I'm getting scared of them. The tomboy, Emma, asked me to play catch with a football the last time I was home. I stood about ten feet away from her for the first toss, and she chucked it directly at my nose, in a perfect spiral. She's only 7. Scared the holy hell out of me.
Off to take another quiz on Cyrano. I was the only one to ace the last quiz. Fucking-A, bra. Fucking-a.
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